Whatcha Doin'

Richard: what you been up to
Ruth: work... its awful... i dont recommend it

Public Disapproval

Ruth: I just remembered something

Ruth: remember when we spent the afternoon in Muizenberg and we sat watching the surfers
Ruth:  and we were hosing ourselves laughing at someone
Ruth: to the point where the guy next to us got up and walked away
Ruth: (rofl)

Richard: :D

Richard: yes!
Richard: hahahahahahahaha
Richard: (rofl)

Ruth: can you remember what we were laughing AT?

Ruth: all I remember is that dude moving away
Ruth: and we were embarrassed for like a split second

Richard: no idea

Richard: think it was at ugly people

Ruth: sounds about right

Richard: he just couldn’t keep up with our shizzle

Ruth: :D

Ruth: we must have looked so innocent from afar, with our little ice creams and gleeful chuckles
Ruth: (rofl)

Richard: :D

Richard: shame, he must have thought we were such bitches

Richard: :D

Ruth: oh fuck him

Ruth: hahahahahahahahahahah

Richard: haahahahaaaaahahahahahaha

Richard Takes One for the Team

Ruth:  Oooooh

Ruth: I have been viewed on that website by a super hunk in Durban
Ruth: will you go on a date with him in my place and ask all the questions I have? Be a friend….

Richard: what website??

Richard: hahahaha

Ruth: that friend finder site that I joined yonks ago…. I still get updates when people look at my profile

Richard: oh really

Richard: lol
Richard: lets see the pic

Ruth: I will forward you the mail -- there should be a little pic of him on there

Richard: groovy

Ruth: sent

Ruth: nice body
Ruth: make sure you wear something sexy... but respectable

Richard: so my thong

Richard: and nipple tassles?

Ruth: please!!

Ruth: with high heels
Ruth: and find lots of excuses to bend over
Ruth: ……….basically -- be like me

Richard: cool

Richard: I can do it

Ruth:  yesss
Ruth: you are a true friend

Richard: I totally am

Richard: the best

Ruth: ever

Ruth:  E_V_E_R

Richard: (F) (*)E_V_E_R (*) (F)!!!!!!

Free Lunch?

Ruth: they taste better when they are free
Richard: everything tastes better when its free
Ruth: everything
Richard: even vaginas
Ruth: :D
Richard: :D I'm disgusting
Ruth: :D
Ruth: I had no answer for that
Ruth: I always have to pay for the ones I get

Shelves and Cake

Richard: guess how much i paid
Ruth: hmmm..... R900?
Richard: R950
Richard: spot on
Richard: not bad hey
Ruth: very good price
Richard: i was impressed
Ruth: and there will always be a use for that
Ruth: its like shelves - somewhere they can be put
Richard: always
Ruth: speaking of shelves -- me need more
Richard: one can never have enough
Ruth: true
Richard: i fucking love shelves
Ruth: :D
Ruth: fucking LOVE them
Richard: :D
Richard: we are so weird
Ruth: yeah.... at least we have each other
Ruth: and shelves and cake

Ruth's Rusty Seduction Techniques

Ruth: I will say to him, “come over , and be dazzled by my amazing culinary skills”
Ruth: (hot dogs and popcorn)
Ruth: “these hot dogs are going to take a minute or two -- make yourself comfortable, take off your shirt if you like”
Ruth :D
Ruth: smooooth
Richard: “and your pants”
Richard: “i know its hot”
Ruth: dont want any tomato sauce on them
Richard: “oh i seem to dropped a hot dog on your lap………let me pick it up using my mouth”

The Mom Express

Richard: i'll ask my mom to make you lunch and send it to CPT via speed mail
Richard: LOL
Ruth: hahahahahaha
Ruth: make it an avo sandwich… on super soft bread….with a green salad
Richard: :D
Richard: ok will do
Richard: i will tell her
Ruth: let it stand overnight before sending it…so its nice and fresh
Richard: ok..yes boss
Richard: will tell her
Richard: i will say: "your other daughter wants a sandwich made for her"
Ruth: hahahahahahahahahaha
Ruth: i will send a message – “thanks mom, but maybe next time deliver it yourself, it’s a nice touch”
Richard: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Ruth: can you say -- P*es klap!!