Bad Hair Day Comparisons

Ruth: CJ is here
Ruth: and i look like fucking shit
Ruth: my hair looks BAD
Ruth: make up has melted off
Ruth: i think i startled him
Richard: eek
Richard: just own it
Richard: is it still surface of the sun hot in cape town?
Ruth: yes
Ruth: so i have shiny face
Ruth: and he looks fucking hot -- looks like he showered and put on a business suit before he got here
Ruth: i could shit
Richard: fucking hate him
Ruth: :S
Ruth: me too
Ruth: not as much as i fucking hate my hair right now
Richard: i feel like a sweaty hippo
Richard: why????
Richard: is it BIG
Ruth: it looks like shit
Ruth: it looks like Chewbacca Shit
Richard: :D
Ruth: hahahahahaha
Ruth: its all tied back.... very badly
Ruth: pieces sticking out everywhere
Richard: well, i need to shave mine, getting side of head tufts
Richard: :D
Ruth: HAHAHAHAHHAHAA
Ruth: side tufts
Ruth: cute man
Richard: not cute
Richard: theyre like mushrooms
Ruth: (rofl)
Richard: hairy mushrooms
Ruth: omg... i am rolling here
Richard: :D
Ruth: my hair looks like shit-coloured candy floss
Ruth: being badly held together with a band
Ruth: and escaping from it
Richard: stylish
Richard: i approve
Ruth: thanks
Ruth: it took no effort at all
Richard: very vivienne westwood
Richard: omg
Richard: i feel gay now