Tapeworm?

Richard: ok i wanna go home now
Ruth: i wanna eat
Richard: ive been nibbling
Ruth::S
Richard: yeah
Ricahrd: im always starving
Ruth: same here
Richard: its cause im pregnant
Ruth: LOL
Richard: or i have worms
Ruth: that could be it
Ruth: tapeworm
Ruth: makes sense
Richard: totally
Ruth: if i had a tapeworm it would be monstrous --- like a tape-a-conda
Richard: hahaahhahahaahah!
Ruth: :D
Richard: gross.... imagine
Richard: eek
Ruth: puke
Ruth: its tail would be hanging out my ass
Richard: grosssssssssss
Richard: yuck
Richard: thats truely disgusting
Ruth: you love me
Richard: i wonder if it could happen
Richard: one day wake up
Richard: tape worm poking out ure ass
Ruth: there goes your sex life
Richard: feel like taking a worm tablet now
Richard: just in case
Ruth: is it gross that i am still hungry?
Richard: oh no
Ruth: despite the asswormaconda story....