Ruth's Perfect Man

Ruth: i'm not fooling myself into thinking we will have a happy ending
Ruth: and i am definitely not doing the "what if" thing
Ruth: i dont ask him about "us"
Ruth: but he does
Richard: good - the right person is waiting for you
Richard: at the supermarket
Richard: it's Jake Gyllenhal
Ruth: right now?
Ruth: i must go!
Richard: right now
Ruth: goodbye
Richard: GO!
Richard: and
Richard: he is wearing his prince in persia outfit
Ruth: :O
Richard: he knows you like it
Ruth: just for me?
Richard: just for you
Ruth: wow....
Richard: LOL
Ruth: now my vagina is hungry too
Richard: :D
Ruth: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Richard: LOLOLOL
Richard: we're bad
Ruth: so bad....