Ruth's Rusty Seduction Techniques

Ruth: I will say to him, “come over , and be dazzled by my amazing culinary skills”
Ruth: (hot dogs and popcorn)
Ruth: “these hot dogs are going to take a minute or two -- make yourself comfortable, take off your shirt if you like”
Ruth :D
Ruth: smooooth
Richard: “and your pants”
Richard: “i know its hot”
Ruth: dont want any tomato sauce on them
Richard: “oh i seem to dropped a hot dog on your lap………let me pick it up using my mouth”

The Mom Express

Richard: i'll ask my mom to make you lunch and send it to CPT via speed mail
Richard: LOL
Ruth: hahahahahaha
Ruth: make it an avo sandwich… on super soft bread….with a green salad
Richard: :D
Richard: ok will do
Richard: i will tell her
Ruth: let it stand overnight before sending it…so its nice and fresh
Richard: ok..yes boss
Richard: will tell her
Richard: i will say: "your other daughter wants a sandwich made for her"
Ruth: hahahahahahahahahaha
Ruth: i will send a message – “thanks mom, but maybe next time deliver it yourself, it’s a nice touch”
Richard: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Ruth: can you say -- P*es klap!!