Ever felt that you would love to be a fly on the wall during someone else's conversation?? Well.... Here are some actual snippets from the daily IM chats between two long-distance friends.... Somewhere between Cape Town and Delusional
Monday, September 17, 2012
Shamalang Takeover
Ruth: So whats happening tonight?
Richard: its the 4th awakening of the jezuga monkey shamalang monster, set to devour earth and make us king and queen of the universe
Richard: are you ready?
Ruth: I am
Ruth: should i wear my beads?
Richard: yes
Ruth: great, no further questions
Richard: great
Richard: we'll pick you up around 7
Richard: I'll be riding on his back
Ruth: cool -- i'm guessing i wont be able to miss you -- flying monkey and all, but just in case! what will you be wearing?
Richard: yes, and the screaming and stuff
Ruth: path of destruction behind you... of course
Richard: I'll be wearing my orange leg warmers and purple cat suit, with a I LOVE SHAMALANG MONKEYS beanie
Ruth: very appropriate!
Richard: i thought so
Richard: very subtle
Ruth: yes, classy
Richard: youre so kind
Ruth: its easy to be kind when its the truth buddy..... never really any other time
Richard: hahahahaha
Richard: were good at tangents
Ruth: hahahahahahahahaha
Ruth: so i guess..... tv?
Richard: yes
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Ode to Salticrax
Little green box... straight from Heaven
I could eat a million and seven
Salti, salti, salti crax!
Cos no Crax are salti enough!
I could eat a million and seven
Salti, salti, salti crax!
Cos no Crax are salti enough!
SALTICRAX!!! -- the saltier the crak, the better the snak!
Richard Honest Moment
Richard: ok, I have to say this
Richard: but fuck, there are some ugly people in this world
Richard: but fuck, there are some ugly people in this world
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Public Disapproval
Ruth: I just remembered something
Ruth: remember when we spent the afternoon in Muizenberg and
we sat watching the surfersRuth: and we were hosing ourselves laughing at someone
Ruth: to the point where the guy next to us got up and walked away
Ruth: (rofl)
Richard: :D
Richard: yes!Richard: hahahahahahahaha
Richard: (rofl)
Ruth: can you remember what we were laughing AT?
Ruth: all I remember is that dude moving awayRuth: and we were embarrassed for like a split second
Richard: no idea
Richard: think it was at ugly people
Ruth: sounds about right
Richard: he just couldn’t keep up with our shizzle
Ruth: :D
Ruth: we must have looked so innocent from afar, with our
little ice creams and gleeful chucklesRuth: (rofl)
Richard: :D
Richard: shame, he must have thought we were such bitches
Richard: :D
Ruth: oh fuck him
Ruth: hahahahahahahahahahah
Richard: haahahahaaaaahahahahahaha
Richard Takes One for the Team
Ruth: Oooooh
Ruth: I have been viewed on that website by a super hunk in
DurbanRuth: will you go on a date with him in my place and ask all the questions I have? Be a friend….
Richard: what website??
Richard: hahahaha
Ruth: that friend finder site that I joined yonks ago…. I
still get updates when people look at my profile
Richard: oh really
Richard: lolRichard: lets see the pic
Ruth: I will forward you the mail -- there should be a
little pic of him on there
Richard: groovy
Ruth: sent
Ruth: nice bodyRuth: make sure you wear something sexy... but respectable
Richard: so my thong
Richard: and nipple tassles?
Ruth: please!!
Ruth: with high heelsRuth: and find lots of excuses to bend over
Ruth: ……….basically -- be like me
Richard: cool
Richard: I can do itRuth: yesss
Ruth: you are a true friend
Richard: I totally am
Richard: the best
Ruth: ever
Ruth: E_V_E_R
Richard: (F) (*)E_V_E_R (*) (F)!!!!!!
Friday, February 3, 2012
Free Lunch?
Ruth: they taste better when they are free
Richard: everything tastes better when its free
Ruth: everything
Richard: even vaginas
Ruth: :D
Richard: :D I'm disgusting
Ruth: :D
Ruth: I had no answer for that
Ruth: I always have to pay for the ones I get
Richard: everything tastes better when its free
Ruth: everything
Richard: even vaginas
Ruth: :D
Richard: :D I'm disgusting
Ruth: :D
Ruth: I had no answer for that
Ruth: I always have to pay for the ones I get
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Shelves and Cake
Richard: guess how much i paid
Ruth: hmmm..... R900?
Richard: R950
Richard: spot on
Richard: not bad hey
Ruth: very good price
Richard: i was impressed
Ruth: and there will always be a use for that
Ruth: its like shelves - somewhere they can be put
Richard: always
Ruth: speaking of shelves -- me need more
Richard: one can never have enough
Ruth: true
Richard: i fucking love shelves
Ruth: :D
Ruth: fucking LOVE them
Richard: :D
Richard: we are so weird
Ruth: yeah.... at least we have each other
Ruth: and shelves and cake
Ruth: hmmm..... R900?
Richard: R950
Richard: spot on
Richard: not bad hey
Ruth: very good price
Richard: i was impressed
Ruth: and there will always be a use for that
Ruth: its like shelves - somewhere they can be put
Richard: always
Ruth: speaking of shelves -- me need more
Richard: one can never have enough
Ruth: true
Richard: i fucking love shelves
Ruth: :D
Ruth: fucking LOVE them
Richard: :D
Richard: we are so weird
Ruth: yeah.... at least we have each other
Ruth: and shelves and cake
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