Ever felt that you would love to be a fly on the wall during someone else's conversation?? Well.... Here are some actual snippets from the daily IM chats between two long-distance friends.... Somewhere between Cape Town and Delusional




Monday, September 17, 2012

Shamalang Takeover


Ruth: So whats happening tonight?
Richard: its the 4th awakening of the jezuga monkey shamalang monster, set to devour earth and make us king and queen of the universe
Richard: are you ready?
Ruth: I am
Ruth: should i wear my beads?
Richard: yes
Ruth: great, no further questions
Richard: great
Richard: we'll pick you up around 7
Richard: I'll be riding on his back
Ruth: cool -- i'm guessing i wont be able to miss you -- flying monkey and all, but just in case! what will you be wearing?
Richard: yes, and the screaming and stuff
Ruth: path of destruction behind you... of course
Richard: I'll be wearing my orange leg warmers and purple cat suit, with a I LOVE SHAMALANG MONKEYS beanie
Ruth: very appropriate!
Richard: i thought so
Richard: very subtle
Ruth: yes, classy
Richard: youre so kind
Ruth: its easy to be kind when its the truth buddy..... never really any other time
Richard: hahahahaha
Richard: were good at tangents
Ruth: hahahahahahahahaha
Ruth: so i guess..... tv?
Richard: yes

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