The Zombie Apocalypse Plan A

Richard: He is useless
Richard: Zombie apocolypse, we ditch him
Ruth: HAHAHAHA!! He is the bait, no hard feelings man
Richard: None, some gotta live some got be used to help us get away
Richard: Until we find a castle, not a fucking open farm like in The Walking Dead
Ruth: No, fuck those tents, we want a mote and a massive pantry of preserved food
Richard: Yes -- and land in the middle of the castle for farming
Ruth: See? This is how its done, America
Richard: Yes, fucking retards
Ruth: And no, poor desperate ppl, we are not letting you ALL in, so please dont draw attention by yelling for help outside
Richard: Yes, fuck off. Go find your own place
Richard: And if we take you in, and we dont like you, you get launched.
Ruth: Yes, this is not a metaphor for something... we have a launcher. We will use it
Richard: Hydrogen powered catapault -- just enough to break your legs so the walkers have something else to eat
Ruth: That is far away from the castle so we dont draw them any closer
Richard: AND WE HAVE LOADS OF ARROWS!!