Richard Takes One for the Team

Ruth:  Oooooh

Ruth: I have been viewed on that website by a super hunk in Durban
Ruth: will you go on a date with him in my place and ask all the questions I have? Be a friend….

Richard: what website??

Richard: hahahaha

Ruth: that friend finder site that I joined yonks ago…. I still get updates when people look at my profile

Richard: oh really

Richard: lol
Richard: lets see the pic

Ruth: I will forward you the mail -- there should be a little pic of him on there

Richard: groovy

Ruth: sent

Ruth: nice body
Ruth: make sure you wear something sexy... but respectable

Richard: so my thong

Richard: and nipple tassles?

Ruth: please!!

Ruth: with high heels
Ruth: and find lots of excuses to bend over
Ruth: ……….basically -- be like me

Richard: cool

Richard: I can do it

Ruth:  yesss
Ruth: you are a true friend

Richard: I totally am

Richard: the best

Ruth: ever

Ruth:  E_V_E_R

Richard: (F) (*)E_V_E_R (*) (F)!!!!!!